Portland is my boyfriend

This is my new favouritist city ever. I don’t even know where to begin. The moment I got there after an 18 hour train ride (which was surprisingly painless) it started to avail itself to me. The streets are so walkable and easily navigable, the hostel was amazingly helpful and Trader Joe’s is my new favourite supermarket (healthly AND cheap).


I was there for five days and managed to cram a lot in, I think. The days started with coffee and a planning session combing through the free newspapers looking for stuff to do. It wasn’t difficult, since Portland has so much art, music and random culture.

My activity for the first night was to see Frightened Rabbit, who were amazing. The gig was at Berbati’s Pan, a restaurant/venue with a wee pen at stage left for the under 21s. It was nearly sold out and second support band Maps & Atlases (http://www.myspace.com/mapsandatlases) were also great. Since the city is known for its music I headed to Doug Fir, the ‘hippest’ joint in town to catch some local acts. It was pretty disappointing: about 50 audience members, fierce air conditioning and two forgettable bands. The third band was great, though – Soft Tags http://www.myspace.com/softtags) – a lo-fi collective who alternate instruments and singing duties (Laura – I think you’d really like them).


There are a lot of great wee galleries and I was excited to find out about a Gus Van Sant exhibition mashing up stills from his films, but it turned out to be not very interesting. The same goes for ‘Hipsters of the Universe’, supposedly an exhibition of drawings clothing comic book characters in contemporary duds. I did get to check out the Portland Art Museum, though, which had a huge selection of Asian art. The best facet of the art scene is something called the 24 Hour Church of Elvis, which I was shown on an underground (metaphorically and literally) walking tour of the city. It almost defies description. You put money in and press buttons and it does stuff (I don’t even know what). It has exercising Barbies. You can apparently get married there.



But by far the most popular attraction I saw in the city (and a contender for my favourite as well) is Voodoo Doughnut. A tiny hole in the wall that is open for 21 hours a day and always has a queue, the range of doughnuts is staggering. Apparently they used to sell Pepto-Bismol and Nyquil doughnuts until the FDA pointed out that mixing medicines and fatty foods wasn’t a great idea. I got the signature Voodoo Doll and managed to keep it for four hours before eating it on the train to Seattle. Marvel at my restraint.